I've added a few countertop recipes, I'll add more.
TODAY thought FRESH turkeys were on sale at HEB for $1.10/lb so I grabbed a 12.66 lb girl and rushed home. There are few things so lovely as a roast turkey dinner for no reason. We will have a load of leftovers that are easily transformed into "not another turkey dinner" meal and I'll have more time to art this week so it's all good.
DRIVE BY RECIPE; COUNTERTOP ROAST TURKEY FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN I WANTED TURKEY AND IT WAS ON SALE
1 turkey, mine is 12.66 lbs
1 countertop roaster, preferably the Rival, base model,
salt, pepper, poultry seasoning, olive oil, herbs
Remove innards and fatty bits from turkey and throw them in a pot covered by a couple of inches of water to simmer so you can use it later. Don't season it, just the innards, fried in a little fat then cover with water. You can season it later, you want pure stock here.
Dry bird inside and out and put in a foil tray, I like using a foil tray. if you don't have one, don't use one. The cooker comes with a rack take that our of the oven and put it in the sink and use that. OR use a pan that fits in the roaster... pretty easy. Sprinkle bird with seasonings of your choice. Drizzle with a little oil or butter. if you're using a pan, throw a carrot, celery and onion under the bird, if you're not, throw them in the roaster when you put the bird in.
\PREHEAT roaster for at least 30 minutes to 450 degrees.
Pour about a cup or so of water in roaster and put the bird in. Cover
Set timer for 45 minutes. Go do something. NO PEEKING
After 45 minutes turn the roaster to 325 NO PEEKING and set a timer for the rest of the time.
THIS is where math happens.
It's easy, it's me, I hate math.
The calculation to cook any turkey perfectly in a roaster is 8 minutes per lb IF
you do a 45 minute heat blast, which we are because we're cool like that.
My turkey is 12.66 lbs x(multiplied by)x 8 (minutes per lb) = 101.28 minutes of total cook time.
101.28 minutes - (minus)- the 45 minutes of initial cook = 56.28 minutes.
Always round up
SO when I turn the roaster down to 325, *I* will set a timer for 57 minutes.
SEE? even I can do that math
After the 57 minutes, I will turn the roaster off, still not peeking and leave it about half an hour. These roasters cool down FAST so this is some well needed resting time.
Remove the bird from the roaster and set it somewhere to rest some more, tent it with foil till we slice it up and divide the meat.
Remove any juices, defat them and use as a juice for the meat or make gravy by adding a roux or just boiling for a while, we're not going into that here, i have loads of other gravy instructions.
Slice up the turkey how ever you like, I cut it all, divide into two containers and freeze half.
Keep the turkey covered, it'll be happy and room temperature all day, easily.
Make whatever vegetables makes you happy.
Serve it up to the delight of your family. I think it's easier than dealing with a couple of chickens, truly, get a roaster, make turkey this way on a Tuesday just to mess with their heads, be happy.
Here's the quick pics:
I put the roaster on the side of my gas grill, perfect fit :) Set the bird on the rack. I did double the foil pan because I think it'll help me carry it later
After about 45 minutes (I got busy) THIS is what I found:
OK, these birds are not pretty, I don't care. IF you do care, throw it under the broiler for a few moments to brown it. I pull the skin off anyway so I leave it.
I pulled it from the pan after about 30 after I turned it off and put it in a clean foil pan, covered it with foil and put it aside. I drained the juice and added the broth I made from the innards. I defatted it, made gravy and sliced up the turkey into two containers, one half each, to help be sure we eat the whole bird evenly, it also makes even leftovers which makes me happy.
Here's some more shots of the last bird.
I cut the turkey up into two pans one of each body part in each pan. Sliced and the carcass thrown in the pressure cooker for stock.
Tender, delicious, moist, so lovely... the only way I will ever cook turkeys
Here's dinner... mid week and really, I didn't have to DO' anything and even though it took a few hours, it wasn't actually time that I had to DO anything other than monitor and have a glass of wine. That's my sort of cooking.
I started to take pictures and Connor found me and had to sneak some :)
Connor's plate and mine, I added a stuffing ball :)
So tender, so yummy and no holiday stress :) go make a turkey for no reason other than just to eat a delicious turkey